Thursday, January 15, 2009

One of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Ok, so the Beeze and I...checkity check him out at http://thebeezestalesfromthefishhouse.blogspot.com/ if you haven't already.
We both work at "The Fish House", and one day, got to talking, as we often do, about what would be really funny/disturbing/wrong/cheesey/awesome. So, we came to the conclusion that Beezey-pie coming out of the breakroom in full uniform, minus pants would be hysterical. (and believe me, it was.)
So, one cold saturday morning, I finally convince him to do it (this took a whole lot of arm-twisting) and he comes out, just like I described before, full of piss and vinegar, spitting corny "motivation" on the prep cooks, while throwing an apron on. The prep cooks that day consisted of an old guy who got a purple heart in vietnam, and a retard with multiple college degrees. Old guy just laughs (he's used to this shit, as most of us are) and the tard/genius gets beet red and says "I think you forgot something"...
I was behind Beeze wheezing from laughter the whole time.
There are times I wish I didn't work there, but then, look at what (and who) I'd have been missing out on if I didn't.

8 comments:

David Funk said...

LOL, that is some funny stuff! No surprise finally caved in to pull that stunt! There's some funny things that go on at work. I'll have to post my next installment about where I worked, too.

Nice job.

Jurk said...

Thanks Mr. Funk. I look foward to it. Too bad you don't work with Beeze. He's an endless source of squirreliness.

tcp said...

You guys don't play the dick game like they do in Waiting do you? Because Beeze seems like the kind of guy that would be like Raddamus walking around getting people to look at his goods.

Jurk said...

he absolutely is that kind of guy... but no, we don't play the "penis showing game"... that movie does get referenced an awful lot though...

The BEEZE said...

I sure have tried to get these guys to play the d!ck showing game....that was funny stuff...Tard boy's response was great...I wish there was a way you could have written it in his studdering robotic voice....Do you still have the pictures of that?

Jurk said...

Well, you can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. (see?)
I had VIDEO of it, but it was on the phone I dropped on the floor... or was it the one I dropped in the toilet? I can't keep track. Maybe you could do it again and we could youtube it!

The BEEZE said...

Hey, you know the Fish house battle cry..."Whatever it takes"...GAY!

Charli said...

Ha! (VERY gay.)

:-)

You should change the title of the post to "One of the sexiest things I have ever seen."

Maybe then Beeze will know how much you love him.