Monday, January 12, 2009

The interview game

1. If you walked out of your house one day and noticed a bird with a broken wing huddled in some nearby bushes, what would you do?
I would let nature run it's course. I'd feel bad, but the bird would be there, hurt, regardless of whether I was or not. I'm not going to go digging through the woods looking for wounded animals. It happens. I'd hope the bird had a chance to heal though.

2. If there was a public execution on television, would you watch it?
Absolutely I would. Unlike the wounded bird, the person being executed clearly would deserve it. I'm assuming public execution has been legally and morally reinstated here...
who wouldn't want to watch a serial rapist/killer get greased?

3. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
Not unless it's soon. As in under a year. Because then it would be freeing. If I knew that I was going to die on a specific date 50 years from now, it would just be menacing.

4. Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time, but haven't done it? If so, what is it? And why haven't you done it?

Base jumping. I haven't done it because I'm conflicted between an intense thrill/dying.

5. When did you last yell at someone?
I think I yelled at myself, to myself.


David Funk said...

No. 5 was a fitting end to your interview. I think this interview game is going to go over well.

Nice work.

Jurk said...
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Jurk said...

thanks, looking foward to yours. Get to steppin'.

The BEEZE said...

Hey you silly goose, you're suppose to comment on mine and then I interview you...Whatever...I'm glad I'm not the only one letting that bird die while watching a public execution.

BTW...I'm really enjoying listening to F**k Howard Stern...LOL!!!

Charli said...

You guys are freakin' hilarious. Yay for the interview game!!

And you're also a bunch of monsters. Cute and cuddly and kinda gross.

Seriously laughing out loud here - at you, Mr. Jurk, and at you Mr. Funk, and at you Mr. Beeze. Okay, not AT. WITH. WITH. Seriously. WITH. I meant WITH.