Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The most embarrassing moment of my life.

Ok, so before I launch into this cringe-fest, it needs a little set-up. Here goes: My sister and I, when we were kids, always had this obsession with cheesey pro-wrestler moves, mostly what I believe is called the "elbow drop". We would do it all the time; off a chair, off a bed, stairs, whatever. It was something that never stopped being funny. It always involved the dropper to tap their elbow several times before delivering said drop, like a taunt. You know what I'm talking about. So... fast foward a few years........ My sister had been studying abroad in Germany for a year. I had not seen her for at least that long, and I think I had talked to her maybe once. So when she came back, my entire family (except me, I think I had to work) went to the airport to pick her up. I went to my parents house to wait for them. I was watching TV when I heard the car pull in, and got really excited that they were home, like a german shepherd. I ran out the back door, and my sister was coming up the stairs. I went to go into the previously mentioned wrestling move, but gained a little too much momentum, and kind of just went down the stairs a bit too fast. I went to grab her shoulder to regain my balance, but instead.......... Can you see where this is going? Yup. My hand landed right on of my sister's breasts. Not just a graze, but a full on cup. A handful, if I may. Like I said, I had some momentum going, so it lasted long enough to be even more awkward than it should have been. After I hadn't seen her in a year, this is how I greeted her. Right in front of my whole family. Both parents, my other sister, and my grandma all saw it. A rewind button might have come in handy right about then. No one has ever brought it up since, and rightfully so... until now.
I'll end with this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A&feature=related

16 comments:

The BEEZE said...

That's terrific...I'm so jealous...I always wanted to feel up your sister...I can't believe nobody said anything about this...It would be a great holiday dinner discussion.

Mind of MadMan said...

Dude that was great.. do not care who tata's they are, if they feel right. Grab a cup.

The BEEZE said...

MadMan, you're hilarious.

Jurk said...

I knew "getting personal" would come with a price. f*ck you guys.

Mind of MadMan said...

Now, now.. You never said that you did not like it.. ;)

tcp said...

Great story. You're not from the south are you? Because feeling up one's sister is perfectly acceptable in most parts south of the Mason-Dixon line...

Jurk said...

I'm just kidding. I knew this was coming. If you want to split hairs, I did not like it. in fact, I wanted to crawl under the porch and die.

Mind of MadMan said...

OK I peed myself TCP.. and grabbed myself since my sister was not around.

Jurk said...

no, tcp, I'm from the north.
Which is why it was, as I said, "the most embarrassing moment in my life"...

The BEEZE said...

TCP, and the MadMan are on a roll tonight.

Way to go Jurk!!!

Jurk said...

ok, laugh it up, but here's one thing you clowns have in common: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT I KNOW.

Mind of MadMan said...

Alas, yes.
The mystery will lie deep in my heart, only to be risen with soft porno music and Barry White.

The BEEZE said...

Very interesting.

Jurk said...

"alas, yes"? what century is this?
oscar wilde called, he wants the dick that was in his mouth back.

The BEEZE said...

WOW!!!

Fragnoli said...

Wow, I arrived late for this one and missed all the good lines.

Life's full of embarrassing stories, I got a handful of them myself.