Really? .....REAL-LY????
If you engage in this sort of numbskullery, kindly drive off a cliff into a pool of
hot diarrhea.
2-"Sexy" 80's saxophone
Often heard when some "babe" and some "hunk" are about to "make love" with half of their clothes on in some stupid-ass movie. YECCHH.
3-Ellen Degeneres.
Isn't she just the zaniest? Everyone put on your laughing hats!! I can only imagine what she's "prying open" while mugging for the camera like that. Portia Di Rossi's asscheeks, perhaps? Yes?
4-An awkward comment about the weather after minutes of blissful silence.
Why yes, it is indeed cold out here. It is also warm in places where the weather is currently warm. One can only assume that where it is raining, there is water on the ground. Go screw, weirdo.
5-The "their, there, they're" sort of spelling mistakes.
This probably drives everyone crazy, except for people like Wes hear.
I mean here... sorry.
6-Food products that make it seem like they're talkin' to ya! Just ya!
Ya know, whether you're gettin' ready for a walk in the ol' great outdoors, packin' for your hike, or findin' that perfect spot to bury yer dead hooker, Lay's brand potato chips gives ya that extra deeee-lish burst of energy, all the while takin' your mind off all that draggin' and diggin'! Lay's brand potato chips- takin' care of you while you take care of yours!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!
7-Country music.
Ok, we get it, you're proud of being ignorant, ugly and probably retarded.
Got it.
I wish country would crawl back underneath the rotted log it came from.
8-Excessive perfume/cologne.
What are you covering up? I mean that both physically and emotionally.
You stink, and I don't like you.
9-Post Beatles Paul McCartney.
John Lennon was gunned down by a fat loser, George Harrison died of brain cancer, yet this dummy is still around. WHY??
10-Intelligence-insulting media.
Just the tip.
BONUS:
11-These people.
Just kidding!
